Monday, January 14, 2013

Golden Globes: Worst Dressed

Halle Berry:
Designer: Versace
Don't even know what to say about this gown. Props to her rockin' body at her age, but even the Angelina pose can't salvage this look! Only Donatella herself could get away with wearing this.

Lena Dunham:
Designer: Zac Posen
It makes me so sad to see that this is a Zac Posen design. He is one of my favorite designers and typically specializes in mermaid style, tight fitting gowns that are beyond stunning. This gown is all kinds of wrong on her figure and makes her look bigger. Also, if it were in yellow, it could be used for Belle's dress in Beauty and the Beast.

Taylor Swift:
Designer: Donna Karan
Taylor, you are 23, not 40! This gown is made for someone much older and mature than you! The high neckline and satin finish, that is in fact wrinkled, is all kinds of wrong. And let's not even get started on the hair. While I am glad she has grown out of the sparkle phase, I am disappointed in this look. I just want to see her in something younger and sexier!

Debra Messing:
Designer: Donna Karan
Let's just say black is not always slimming, and it kind of looks like a Chinese Lantern. Sorry, better luck next time! Makeup and jewelry is beautiful though!

Jessica Chastain:
Designer: Calvin Klein
Where do I start? You're Jessica Chastain! You have the power to get ANY gown you want, and you choose Calvin Klein!? While this color is great with her skin tone, it is a spring color....it's January. The top is not fitted correctly and makes her bust look weird and waiting for a wardrobe malfunction to happen at any moment. Should I even mention the hair? Ugh, all kinds of wrong!!!!

*All photos courtesy of Getty Images*

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